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Looking for inspiring facebook status quotations? Here's a thought-provoking collection. Find below the best facebook status quotes and cute facebook status quotations for friends. Wanting a quote to inspire a friend of yours, a family member or your friends? Whatever your reasons, you've come to the right place for facebook quotations. So enjoy!

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Top 20 Facebook Quotes
  • You don’t have to like me, I’m not a facebook status.
    Wiz Khalifa · about Facebook ·
  • Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • God puts people in your life for a reason, and removes them from your life for a better reason.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • If someone has something bad to say about you, it’s probably because they have nothing good to say about themselves.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • I like it when you smile but I love it when I`m the reason.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
    Drake · about Facebook ·
  • Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·
  • God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters.
    Unknown · about Facebook ·

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