Facebook Quotes
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You don’t have to like me, I’m not a facebook status.
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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God puts people in your life for a reason, and removes them from your life for a better reason.
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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If someone has something bad to say about you, it’s probably because they have nothing good to say about themselves.
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I like it when you smile but I love it when I`m the reason.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
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Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall.
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We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters.
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