Men Quotes

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

What are men to rocks and mountains?

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.

Boys Shack, MEN build homes

I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.

Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to you that that narrows the field somewhat, but be diligent.

A team is where a boy can prove his courage on his own. A gang is where a coward goes to hide.

Men should be what they seem.

The difficult task of knowing another soul is not for young gentlemen whose consciousness is chiefly made up of their own wishes.

Adieu to disappointment and spleen. What are men to rocks and mountains?

A man is responsible for his ignorance.

Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.

Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

A sixty - eight, he wants you to go down on him but he won't return the favor. It would be sixty-nine but he owes you one.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.