Jim Carrey Quotes

There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.

You know what the trouble about real life is? Theres no danger music.

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a take and think, was that worth $7 million?' But that never happened. If anything, it made me rebel against that thing when people who get rich start playing it safe.

Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower.

There's new territory, there's new places to go, new things to explore. Why stay back there? ... Maybe it will take three films to find another character that is really totally original, but I've got a lifetime, so why waste it just repeating myself.

With this one, when you get into more like your real thing, what the real stuff is underneath, it's almost like you're naked and you're saying 'OK, this is me now, so if you reject this, it's my essence you don't like.' So I think there is a lot of me in this character.

Second year in a row -- what's going on here, man? ... I'm the establishment I once rejected. ... I'm the Tom Hanks of the Golden Globes.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

I enjoy his music, but he scares me, ... His lyrics are totally socially irresponsible. But I think if we just spend more time with our kids, we'll be OK.

Fun with Dick and Jane.

Austin City Limits.

New management came in and they cleaned everybody out — so we hit the skids. We lived in a van, so I kind of know what happens to people when this happens.

I'm not a huge remake fan but I loved the first movie, and I thought it was more relevant now than it was back then, because of all the Enron-type swindles. I thought it would be a great opportunity to take a shot at all the white-collar creeps and give people a bit of relief, because everyone's feeling they're part of a company these days. It's a good outlet for that frustration.