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The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series is a satirical parody of a working class American lifestyle epitomized by its family of the same name, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
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Top 10 The Simpsons Quotes
  • Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
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  • Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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  • Homer Simpson: Poachers are nature's way of keeping the balance. Whenever there are so many species that people get confused and angry a poacher is born.
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  • Mr. Burns: Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun.
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  • Kent Brockman: And in environmental news, scientists have announced that Springfield's air is now only dangerous to children and the elderly.
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  • Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
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  • Abe Simpson: I got a funny story about that. Well it's not so much funny as it is long.
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  • Bart Simpson: Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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  • Kent Brockman: Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.
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  • To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!
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  • Bart Simpson: I'm not calling you a liar but....I can't think of a way to finish that sentence.
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  • Homer Simpson: Being eaten by crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.
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  • Lionel Hutz: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Sometimes as a lawyer.
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  • Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
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  • He only salutes the flag with one finger.
    The Simpsons · about America ·
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